WHK WORLD HEADQUARTERS RENOVATION

WHO SAID CHANGE WAS BAD?! THEY OBVIOUSLY DID NOT COME TO SEE OUR NEWLY RENOVATED OFFICE! 

BEING A THIRD GENERATION BUSINESS COMES WITH MANY AMAZING PERKS, BUT THERE CAN BE SOME CHALLENGES. FOR EXAMPLE, INHERITING THREE GENERATIONS WORTH OF DUST AND OFFICE FURNISHINGS. THAT'S NOT EVEN GETTING INTO THE DECOR, WHICH ELLIE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO DESCRIBE AS "CONSTRUCTION TRAILER CHIC FAUX WOOD PANELING". 

AS WE'VE BEEN BUSY ESTABLISHING OURSELVES OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS, RENOVATING OUR OFFICE WAS JUST LOW ENOUGH ON THE "TO-DO" LIST TO SKATE BY. BUT, LET'S JUST SAY, NO MATTER WHAT, YOU HAVE TO RENOVATE YOUR OFFICE EVERY THIRTY YEARS.  

PICS OF OUR NEW DIGS WILL BE UP SOON BUT IN THE MEAN TIME CHECK OUT OUR MUSEUM WORTHY COLLECTION OF FOUND ITEMS. SWING BY THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD TO CATCH UP AND SEE THE TRANSFORMATION FOR YOURSELF!  

FOR THOSE OF YOU UNDER THE AGE OF 50 THAT MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT... NUMBERS 1 & 2 ARE "MEMORY DIALERS" - CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY OF THE 1980s THAT MADE SPEED DIALING A POSSIBILITY. ONE BOASTS A MEMORY OF 104 NUMBERS AND THE OTHER SAVES 33 NUMBERS. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT ERIC ONCE HAD 137 FRIENDS?! WE'RE NOT BUYING IT EITHER. THAT BEING SAID, NUMBER 3 WAS AN OLD FASHIONED ROLODEX (OF WHICH THERE ARE ACTUALLY 4 IN THE OFFICE) WHICH IS USUALLY JUST SPOKEN OF IN METAPHORS THESE DAYS. NOT A BAD IDEA FOR STORING ALL OF THOSE BUSINESS CARDS THOUGH... AND NUMBERS 4 & 5 ARE THE OLDEST DOCUMENTS FOUND IN THE CURRENT SWEEP DATED 1991 AND 1993. THESE ARTIFACTS SUGGEST THAT THE LAST MAJOR OFFICE OVERHAUL WAS APPROXIMATELY 25 YEARS AGO. THE JOYS OF MULTIGENERATIONAL BUSINESSES! THINK WE CAN STILL EXPENSE THEM?  

FOR THOSE OF YOU UNDER THE AGE OF 50 THAT MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT...

NUMBERS 1 & 2 ARE "MEMORY DIALERS" - CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY OF THE 1980s THAT MADE SPEED DIALING A POSSIBILITY. ONE BOASTS A MEMORY OF 104 NUMBERS AND THE OTHER SAVES 33 NUMBERS. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT ERIC ONCE HAD 137 FRIENDS?! WE'RE NOT BUYING IT EITHER.

THAT BEING SAID, NUMBER 3 WAS AN OLD FASHIONED ROLODEX (OF WHICH THERE ARE ACTUALLY 4 IN THE OFFICE) WHICH IS USUALLY JUST SPOKEN OF IN METAPHORS THESE DAYS. NOT A BAD IDEA FOR STORING ALL OF THOSE BUSINESS CARDS THOUGH...

AND NUMBERS 4 & 5 ARE THE OLDEST DOCUMENTS FOUND IN THE CURRENT SWEEP DATED 1991 AND 1993. THESE ARTIFACTS SUGGEST THAT THE LAST MAJOR OFFICE OVERHAUL WAS APPROXIMATELY 25 YEARS AGO. THE JOYS OF MULTIGENERATIONAL BUSINESSES! THINK WE CAN STILL EXPENSE THEM?

 

IN MOST OFFICES IT WOULD BE INAPPROPRIATE TO HAVE BABY PICTURES OF THE BOSSES HANGING AROUND. BUT, THEN AGAIN, WE'RE NOT JUST ANY CORPORATION. ELLIE ON IS ON THE LEFT WITH THE O.G. OFFICE DOG, YUPPIE, AND DIRK IS ON THE RIGHT DIGGING A HOLE. NEVER HAS BUSINESS MANAGEMENT BEEN SO CUTE.